{"product_id":"satans-affair","title":"Satan's Affair","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEvery Halloween, Satan's Affair will come to you.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWe travel the country, offering terrifying haunted houses, thrilling rides and the tastiest food. And with every passing town, I cleanse this world, one execution at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI hide within the walls, casting my judgement for those that reek of evil, singing lullabies to their rotting souls.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnce you've been chosen, there's no escaping my henchmen—they cater to my every desire.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can run and you can hide, but it only excites me.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTake a walk through my dollhouse, where your screams will blend and your cute little pleas will go unanswered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I can't promise it'll be over quickly...\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"H.D. Carlton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42629493031006,"sku":"9781638932505","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/0174\/4734\/files\/9781638932505.jpg?v=1775659232","url":"https:\/\/evermorebooks.ca\/products\/satans-affair","provider":"Evermore Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}